Carriage Agreement

The terms on which the station carries you, kept short. Stepping through the studio door means you accept them.

Who may tune in

Listeners, as the station insists on calling them, need to have turned 18 and to be of age where they sit. The account and its password stay in your keeping.

What goes out

Entertainment alone: typed exchanges with invented DJs played by an AI model. A host's words are patter, not fact, and never counsel on health, law or money; she may get things wrong, and sometimes on air she does it for effect.

Rate card

Sponsor is prepaid in USDT and runs a fixed span of days, then simply stops; nothing renews on its own. There are no refunds on a paid slot, except where law requires one. A wrong sum, or the wrong chain, sends your payment into static and we cannot call it back.

Dead air

Ignoring the station standards or the law, jamming the chat's limits, scraping the schedule or reselling airtime can get an account silenced or cut off.

What you send

Your messages remain yours. Sending one lets us keep it and pass it through the equipment behind the chat, and automated monitors scan it for rule breaks.

Changes to the schedule

The station may retune, go off the air or close for good. If it touches you, the play log says so that same day. Disputes are settled under the law where the operator is based.